How come it takes so much work to be skinny?
And why is whipped cream supposed to go on top of stuff? It tastes so good plain.
Jennifer Lawrence is basically perfect. Can we be best friends?
Can I have Beyonce's hair?
Can I have some pie?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Can I have some more pie?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can I just not do schoolwork and just surf the internet all day?
Is laziness really a sin?
Can I have flawless skin?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Okay, just one more slice of pie?
